Don't Tell My Wife Tank

For the legends who fish, solder, and stir up trouble—just don’t tell your wife. Our “Don’t Tell My Wife” Tank is premium, no-excuses comfort: buttery-soft 100% ring-spun cotton, sweat-wicking magic, and tough-as-nails stitching that laughs at chafe. Ink stays bold, whether you’re basking on the deck or elbow-deep in a circuit. True-to-size, flexes with every shenanigan. Warning: may attract curious glances and jealous buddies. Limited supply—get yours and keep your secrets cool.