"Don't Tell My Wife" Sunshield Shirt

Confession: The fish (and your wife) have no idea where you are. The "Don't Tell My Wife" Sunshield Shirt has your back for all-day adventures—on the job, on the water, or in stealth mode. Premium UPF50+ armor keeps you sun-safe, while technical mesh and snag-resistant fabric mean you’ll stay cool, dry, and ready for whatever mischief comes next. Flatlock seams? Chafe-free. Vibes? Salty as the sea. Serious gear. Stupid fun. Just don’t spill the beans.